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One Man's Story: A Beard Full of Love

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The hows and why's of the end of the beard off [Mar. 3rd, 2009|01:38 am]
One Man's Story: A Beard Full of Love

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[damnglitch]
[Current Music |01/18/2008 What Goes Around-Mike Krahulik and Jerry Holkins-Downloadable Content, The Penny Arcade Podcast]

So, the beard is gone. How could such a thing have happened? And so soon!

Well, there's several reasons. Well, not that many but a couple.

Remember the rules!

I have not fallen out of love with my sweetie. I could never! I love her as much if not more than when I started.

I have not been dumped. And I'm glad, with said horrorbeard there would have been just cause!

Professional shit? Nope! Made no efforts nad have no time to actually go ahead and look at some jorbs.

So the last caveat was met, one I'm glad I put in from the start, and that is, I'm sick of the beard.

However could that beeeee? Well, first of all I don't like facial hair. Fancy that! But I was curious to see what I would look like without shaving and after a month it is clear: Not that good. while I have a proud if fair colored mustache from my father I've also inherited his horrible beard growing ability. Not only does it look bad, it feels bad. It is patchy and I watch to itch it a lot.

And really, it has been a month. I think I've proved my point. Many many people have seen my terrible beard, and righteous mustache. Now I can regain a fraction of my self respect.

I continue to love claire with all my heart and much clearer, more attractive face. I will work in other ways to prove my love for her. In the mean time I still have my silly mustache, which should continue to protect me for the rest of the semester. That right, I managed to go halfway before letting my beard wash down the drain. The rest need only work on momentum and my natural repelant force!

Godspeed all, and thanks for watching!
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From: reasonforabeard
2009-03-03 10:24 am (UTC)
I was worried for a second then realized the mustache is more than scary enough to keep off the ladies.

<3
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[User Picture]From: damnglitch
2009-03-03 06:13 pm (UTC)
You talkin smack about my stach???
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From: reasonforabeard
2009-03-03 06:38 pm (UTC)
Indeed I am, though thankfully when it comes to claire and the 'stache, never shall they meet.
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[User Picture]From: damnglitch
2009-03-03 11:06 pm (UTC)
You're really mean. So mean
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[User Picture]From: levitatedbacon
2009-03-03 11:01 pm (UTC)
red beard wins
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[User Picture]From: damnglitch
2009-03-03 11:06 pm (UTC)
Red beard always won
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